“She’s Got a Knife!” Laser-Engraved Bamboo Serving Board – Southern Wit Kitchen Decor

A Dash of Drama for Your Kitchen Counter

Down here in the South, we know that the kitchen is the heart of the home—but who says it can’t have a sense of humor? This isn’t just a cutting board; it’s a warning (in the funniest way possible)! Featuring a laser-etched design of startled chickens, cows, and pigs realizing exactly what’s about to happen to those dinner fixin’s, this board brings a smile to your face even when you’re knee-deep in meal prep.

Quality You Can Lean On

Whether you’re slicing up a brisket or laying out some pimento cheese and crackers, this board is built to handle it.

• Material: Made from high-quality, sustainable bamboo that’s as tough as a Magnolia tree.
• Finish: Finished with a smooth varnish to protect the wood and make cleanup as easy as a Sunday morning.
• Display Ready: Features a classic paddle shape with a pre-drilled hole and twine, so you can hang it up for all to see when you aren’t using it.

Specifications:

• Dimensions: Approximately 7″ wide x 15″ tall (the perfect size for a quick snack or a decorative accent).
• Style: Laser-engraved for a permanent, “charred” look that won’t fade or peel like a sticker.
• Care: Hand wash only with warm soapy water (don’t you dare put this in the dishwasher, honey!).